After I posted my last rant, about the ability of jolly old England's ability to protect itself from aliens, I came across another interesting fact that cast even more doubt on that for me.
Britain once misplaced a 50,000 pound unexploded bomb.
Yes. They lost a freaking bomb. It was part of their strategy in WWI to place bombs in strategic locations and blow the Nazis up to kingdom come, but some of them ended up never being detonated. They then lost track of these undetonated things, and only found them recently using old maps.
And one of those bombs? It was set off by lightning and killed a cow.
Hmmm. Maybe a few of the animal mutilations that happened in England weren't really caused by aliens after all. Maybe they were killed by bombs that the British government lost.
Hey, England, tell your UFO adviser that all the top-notch technology you say you have can't protect you from the grays if you can't find it.
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