SkyWatch: Can Britain Defend Itself From Aliens? Umm...Doctor Who?

    Sometimes I'll go off on a tangent about things that I've seen on other websites that are in no way affiliated with mine; this is one of those times.
    The article that I'm going to be drawing off of this time is at http://theoccultsection.com/2012/10/18/can-britain-repel-a-ufo-invasion/, if you want to check it out yourself. I love www.theoccultsection.com, because it amuses me to no end and it continually shows me that I am not the only one out there who has aliens on the brain...and sometimes fears zombies trying to get at yours.
    No matter what the "British government's former top UFO advisor" says, I don't really think Britain could push 'em back, push 'em back, waaaay back. I keep thinking about the American Revolution, where a bunch of farmers and first-time fighters managed to completely kick Britain's butt by the time the war was over. If they lost to us rebels, how do they expect to be able to repel aliens like the ones who make you do horrible things like go around killing people and rhen forgetting you ever saw them once you look away from them (that reference was brought to you by the basic knowledge of Doctor Who that comes from having two best friends who are obsessed with the show)? I mean, all the fancy-schmancy Taranis combat SUVs in England aren't gonna help the Brits against them. They need a TARDIS and bow-tie-wearing man for that. 
    I'm not just saying that because I'm an American and that means I automatically think most Brits suck (well, that's not the only reason). But thinking logically about this, how long do you think a man in a beef-eater is going to be able to resist before being vaporized by an angry Klingon? 
    Of course, American forces might  be vaporized just as fast--after all, aliens who can hop from galaxy-to-galaxy when we can't even go to the moon anymore probably have, um, better technology than any country on Earth. But the difference is that the advisers in our government's UFO department don't come out and say we won't be. 
    What I'm trying to say, Britain, is that if a Dalek shows up on your street corner, you'd be better off running to your closest blue police call box than your government. If that doesn't save you, not much else can...except maybe America.