And in Case You Were Wondering...

    This blog isn't being written from my underground bunker, nor is is being written from my mom's basement. We don't have a basement. We live in an apartment. Also, I do not, nor will I ever, make, own, or wear a tinfoil hat. They are for crazies (and, well, if an advanced alien civilization with malicious intent truly wants to get into our minds, a dinky wrap of tinfoil ain't gonna stop 'em). So take them off, okay? You just look stupid.